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Shaolin Soccer dir by Stephen Chow
Well my wife saw a gif online of this and asked me what the hell it was since she thought it looked funny. I proceeded to ask had she not seen or heard of Shaolin Soccer? She had not, which wasn't entirely surprising since she didn't know Kung Fu Hustle either. I found the HK version which I had never seen before, I only had seen the Miramax edited & dubbed version back in the theaters. So it was a "new" viewing for me and her. It's still a blast and very entertaining. Stephen Chow's comedies are always worth your time.
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Kite dir by Yasuomi Umetsu
Mezzo Forte dir by Yasuomi Umetsu
I'll be talking about these together as I did a double feature of them and are both very similar. Kite for those that are unfamiliar is one of those highly discussed 90's anime OVA and for two very particular reasons. Violence & graphic uncensored anime sex. The basic set up is the main character Sawa is an orphan who is taken in by a detective after her parents are brutally murdered and she is forced to kill an alleged rapist. After this she becomes an assassin for this detective who also likes fuck the teenage girl he "took in" in scenes that are very clearly non consensual. The sex is quite graphic and uncomfortable, it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't make them so rapey. Outside of the sex scenes the actual anime is quite good with really great action scenes, Sawa has a gun that has delayed exploding bullets, so they enter a body like a regular bullet would then proceed to explode. It makes for some really cool scenes. Overall I really enjoyed this, I've avoided it for 2 decades due to the rape scenes in it but finally decided to give it a go and I understand why it was so praised. There is a censored version out there as well if any one is interested in watching but wants to forego the rape scenes.
Mezzo Forte is kind of the same setup but a little different. We are yet again presented with an assassin female protag who works with two older guys, this time around these guys are not scummy/rapey dirt bags, they are all on the same team and help each other out. Lots of really great action scenes and yet again graphic sex scenes, one is a dream the main character has with her partners, it's odd and seems to only be here because they knew having these types of scenes in here would help sell it? Then there's a rape scene in the second part that is kind of hand waved away later by saying *spoiler* it was actually a sex robot we swapped out just in time. Again this is actually really good OVA with lots of great action and an interesting story. Also available in censored form if you don't want to watch it with it there.
These are definitely products of their time and I don't think they would necessarily fly these days like they did when they released. I will just warn for those that may want to watch it, when I say graphic sex scene I mean fully animated everything including the finished product ;) it's not just nudity and moaning.
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Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 dir by Jeff Burr
Boy oh boy was this exactly what I expected it to be. It is so specifically an early 90's low budget horror. I didn't particularly care for it but it has a few moments of entertainment. Very young Vigo was surprising to see. Stuff just kind of happens here for no rhyme or reason and the night scenes are very dark which makes it difficult to see what's happening. Definitely not something I'll revisit any time soon. Should I do Next Generation next? I haven't seen that since the late 90's