- Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:28 pm
#9076
Se Vero's "shelf disaster" photos remind me of an embarrassing story, something that really happened to me.
Years back, I came home late one night (a little high), and as I entered my front room I went into immediate shock: I had been burglarized! Vandalized! Stuff everywhere, books and lps scattered across the floor, my turntable busted, broken shit and glass and whatnot flung all across the floor! After having a heart attack, then stalking round the flat with a large plank of wood, samurai style, shouting "if you're still here mutherfucker i'm going to fucks you up!!!", I stopped sobbing, calmed somewhat and picked up the phone to call the feds.
I think it was as I dialed the second of the three 9s that the penny dropped: my shelves had all collapsed, like dominos.
(Murderous) DIY was the case (to paraphrase Snoop!)
Shameful......shameful.....