I imagine there'll be a fair bit of fun on here when the Twin Peakery occurs.
So expect withering sarcasm for anyone going on about how unfair something is (because there'll always be someone unhappy about something), plus no sympathy whatsoever from Officer Flipper for anyone suddenly registering with names like "whgd77744" etc asking for lots of things at cost before sodding off into the night and onto eBay, never to be heard from again.
Whenever it is, I can't wait. There's already a half-bottle of supermarket-brand vodka in the freezer next to the Han Solo In Carbonite icecube tray for whenever the moment arrives. I suspect I shall need it
EDIT: Man, was I ever drunk last night! Ah well, the jist of it's there - the dolphin, slightly less so.