- Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:23 am
#99895
Can’t wait to have a yard again, my friends claim that my apartment always looks like this and that “putting out a jack o lantern and some orange lights doesn’t mean these skeletons aren’t here all year round”
Alternately, this exchange at a haunted house in upstate New York, the room we entered was a crypt with flickering candles and skulls everywhere, blood dripping on the walls and creepy music:
Me: “heh, looks like my living room”
My friend “this is toned down from your living room”
Happy Halloween everyone!
I have been in this business a long time. Now if I don't want to do a show, it's not because I got stage fright. It's because some creature from beyond doesn't want me to do the show. Now gangway.